What happens to regular business cards?
1. They become the roach in a marijuana cigarette.
2. They’re used to scrape dog turds off unlucky shoes.
3. They get used to shore up a wobbly restaurant table leg (if they’re lucky).
4. They’re used to prop open somebody’s eyelids while they look at everybody else’s boring business cards.
But just try doing any of those things with a Jumping Spider business card – they don’t bend (much)! You can’t tear them! They’re plastic-coated, so dog turds wash right off! And best of all, people will put them somewhere nice, where other people can see them. Other business cards might be cheap, but so is herpes. You’ve worked hard building up your business – you deserve the gout of the business card world.